Vanilla Ice Cream

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Stephen Lynch - Rap

Vanilla Ice Cream

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*Cheering* [Verse 1] Have a seat and listen Please don't say a thing In matters of the heart, sometimes the truth will ever sting Just don't take it personally; this is no attack But we will never last because I'm white and you are… also white [Hook 1] I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait The caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you are nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty; you're just not the girl for me [Verse 2] Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream; I like chocolate instead I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread Don't call it jungle fever 'cause that just isn't right I am not a racist; some of my best friends are white! [Hook 2] I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait The caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you're a cracker, you better get blacker, or else you best get out It is no mystery, I like a sister, see; that's what I'm talking about [Verse 3] Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory" And we'll sing Christmas carols around the old Kwanzaa tree But color is not the issue here, it's dignity...it's class It's all about her heart...okay, it's partly about that ass [Hook 3] I want me some black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait Oh caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you're a honky, you're singing the wrong key; it's the honest truth The skin that she's dwelling in must contain melanin; that is the fountain of youth [Outro] Thomas Jefferson Robert De Niro David Bowie To a certain extent... Ted Danson Strom Thurmond Strom Thurmond Yeah

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