The Yelper Special

Lyrics

So you're one of the yelpers special blessed You demand a restaurants' very best Well they're gonna treat you special I'm telling you chum Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum Boogers and cum, that's called the Yelper special Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel? Your online critiques are real useful to some Now have a good time eating boogers and cum Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid You think you're special like you're A-number one Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder? Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder? [Yelper] What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue? [Waiter] Oh, that's the yuzu pepper, along with some boogers and cum [David] Here you are, sir [Eric Cartman] Thank you, David, that's good service [David] I will bring you food every day, my friend [Eric Cartman] Mmm, is that a Jalapeño cream sauce? [David] Yes, my father made it just for you [Eric Cartman] Hmm, it's tart, but savory Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy Boogers and cum, oh, you feel a little queasy? Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one [Doctor] Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum Boogers and cum, piss in your potatoes Boogers and cum, some guy shit on your tomatoes Alright, fancy food critics, looks like you've won Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-geeers booo-hooo-geeers...and cum!