Blame Canada

Lyrics

[SHEILA] Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse [SHARON] Should we blame the government? [LIANE] Or blame society? [FATHERS] Or should we blame the images on TV? [SHEILA] No! Blame Canada [ADULTS] Blame Canada [SHEILA] With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies [ADULTS] Blame Canada Blame Canada [SHEILA] We need to form a full assault [ADULTS] It's Canada's fault [SHARON] Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan [LIANE] And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself [SHEILA] Well, blame Canada [ADULTS] Blame Canada [SHEILA] It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along [ADULTS] Blame Canada Blame Canada [COPY SHACK EMPLOYEE] They're not even a real country, anyway [MS. MCCORMICK] My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue [ADULTS] Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? [SHEILA, spoken] Heck no! [ADULTS] Blame Canada Blame Canada [SHEILA] With all their hockey hullabaloo [LIANE] And that bitch Anne Murray too [ADULTS] Blame Canada Shame on Canada For the smut we must stop, the trash we must smash The laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us