Wendy's Audition Song

Lyrics

[Verse] Mrs. Landers was a health nut She cooked food in a wok Mr. Harris was her boyfriend And he had a great big Cock-a-doodle-doodle The rooster just won't quit And I don't want my breakfast Because it tastes like Shih Tzus make good house pets They're cuddly and sweet Monkeys aren't good to have 'Cause they like to beat their Meetin' in the office A meetin' in the hall The boss he wants to see you So you can suck his Balzac was a writer He lived with Allen Funt Mrs. Roberts didn't like him But that's 'cause she's a Contaminated water Can really make you sick Your bladder gets infected And blood comes out your Dictate what I'm sayin' 'Cause it will brin' you luck And if you all don't like it I don't give a flyin' fuck