Lyrics

[Intro: Mr. Hankey] Howdy ho [Verse 1: Mr. Hankey, Kenny] The Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" And Mary thought that was weird Mary said, "I'm not a virgin I blew a guy last year" But then Gabriel said to Mary "My child, have no fear" [Chorus: Kenny, Kenny & Mr. Hankey, Mr. Hankey] 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary You can suck all the dick you want And still not be considered flawed Although you went to town And sucked some semen down You're still a virgin in the eyes of God [Verse 2: Mr. Hankey, Kenny] There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive But they were so very tired, you see And Mary had to offer a bribe Since she had no money How would she pay for a place to sleep? Gabriel appeared to Mary And told her not to weep [Chorus: Kenny, Kenny & Mr. Hankey, Mr. Hankey] 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary You can suck all the dick you want And still be the mother of Christ If there's no room at the inn Then it's not considered a sin To suck some dick to get a room for the night (Hahaha; That's right) [Verse 3: Mr. Hankey, Kenny] Then, three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Mary thought she might pleasure them But could not take them to bed But again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said [Chorus: Kenny, Kenny & Mr. Hankey, Mr. Hankey] You can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary You can suck all the dick you want Every one that hangs in the nation (Hahaha) Fellatio ain't no sin Go on and blow those Three Wise Men And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration So, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary The donkey and the ox and the lambs And even the little drummer boy Folks will remember your name quick They'll say, "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick" 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy (Hahaha) 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy [Outro: Kenny] You can suck my dick (Hahaha, hahahaha, haha, haha)