I Love You, Social Distancing

Lyrics

[Eric Cartman] Wow! Another day inside, don't have to do a thing I love you, social distancing No one's around, no one's talking to me Social distancing, I'm free Don't have to brush my teeth or shower (for what?) I can sit on the toilet for hours (As long as I want!) 'Cause no one's saying to me "You kids should get outside and do something" I'm cut off from the world Isolated, alone This is what I call existencing No one can touch me or boss me around Social distancing [Liane Cartman] Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your Zoom call? [Eric Cartman] Stay away from me Mom, yeah You got to keep your social distance 'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing About how much I love you and need you Social distancing [Liane Cartman] Sweetie, I know these are challenging times [Eric Cartman] Yeah, social distancing, Mom