Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, Twenty-One, checkers, and chess Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) See you in heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Pre-Chorus] So, Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby! Are you havin' fun!? [Chorus] If you believed they put a man on the moon Man on the moon If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve Then nothing is cool [Verse 2] Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Mister Charles Darwin had the balls to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Pre-Chorus] So, Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby! Are you having fun!? [Chorus] If you believed they put a man on the moon Man on the moon If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve Then nothing is cool Cool! [Bridge] Here's a little agit for the never-believers (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Here's a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Pre-Chorus] So, Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby! Are you havin' fun!? [Chorus] If you believed they put a man on the moon Man on the moon If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve Then nothing is cool (nothing) Cool! [Outro] If you believed they put a man on the moon Man on the moon If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve Then nothing is cool (nothing) If you believed they put a man on the moon Man on the moon If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve Then nothing is cool (nothing) If you believed they put a man on the moon Man on the moon If you believed there's nothing up my sleeve Then nothing is cool (nothing) Cool! [Outro, spoken] Thanks a lot, we'll see you this summer! Good night!