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[Intro: Violent J] Christmas Check it out [Verse 1: Violent J] Fuck Rudolph, the mutt owes me money Him and that faggot ass Easter Bunny It's Santa bitch, recognize the pipe Smokin' on that North Pole, get it right It's the middle of August, piping hot And I'm here looking like Moondog Spot Nobody thinks about Ol' Saint Nick Until they want some shit (Uh huh) I got yo gift, a brand new hatchet Let's see if your back can catch it This year Santa Claus get reckless Leavin' you neckpiece headless [Chorus] Tell us what you really want for Christmas this year Whatchu want? Shit, a hydraulic pump And whatchu want? Four tickets to NSYNC Everybody, tell us what you want Family size bucket of chicken [Verse 2: Anybody Killa] Merry fuckin' Christmas, ho ho ho Got my axe wrapped up, bloody ribbons and bows Santa hat with my name on it, cocked to the side Fat sack of the pine trees so I can get high Red bag full of goodies for the girls and boys Like a nine millimeter, fuck toys (Fuck toys) It's December 25th baby, jingle my balls Handin' out yellow snow cones to all a y'all This year I believe Santa Claus went crazy Caught his ass slangin' rocks to my old lady Santa and Snowman bringin' under this shit Happy Hanukkah, motherfuckin' suck my dick [Chorus] Come and let us know what you want for Christmas Time Whatchu want? Where's my fucking brother? And whatchu want? A big chocolate donut Everybody, tell us what you want The Yanks to win a fuckin' series [Bridge: Syn] In Christmas time you will have all out fun and cheer In Christmas time we all will have much fun and holicheer [Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope] Ring a ding ding go the sound of my sleigh bell Reindeer fly crooked (Why?) 'Cause they drunk as hell That's how we do when we got shit to do After all, it's Christmas Eve an event to Hook all these little richie bitches up real nice No Sega, Donkey Man, and fuck Old Spice A hooker for little Jimmy, Timmy get some Henney Santa puff a jimmy in a minny, Fuck Kenny Georgy, aah, instructions for a séance And Sam ain't gettin' shit but two dead parents And now it's back to the Southwest Pole All Skanta Claws got for Christmas was coal [Chorus: Syn] What do you want? What do you want? What do Whatchu want? A little peek at your butt And whatchu want? A Craftman socket set Everybody, tell us what you want A whole elephant Whatcha want? Some ice on my gold fronts And whatchu want? I'll suck your dick Everybody, tell us what you want A platinum plus plaque Whatchu want? Moon Glorious And whatchu want? A synful Christmas Haha Everybody, tell us what you want I'll tell you right now, [?] with the [?] for the boys to come over, with the tubes and the air four, five feet, [?] four, five feet [?] Throw me a beer