Red Christmas

Lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope] Jingle my muthafuckin' balls bitch Insane Clown Posse back in this muthafucka Hey yo Violent J, whats up?! [Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope] It's Christmas, time for a slaughter Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter It's midnight, I land my sleigh Make way for jolly Saint J Climb down the chimney, for the murder Dressed as the fat man everyone's heard of Shimmy down, shimmy down, what the fuck? Somebody help me, I'm stuck Now what to do? I feel wack I got stuck in a chimney stack But I hack, and shimmer on down Santa Claus Clown can't fuck around, now Living room, shhh, I creep Tippy toes 'cause they asleep I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall I got a gift for all of ya'll Whats that? I better hide quick Oh fuck, it's the real St. Nick And he musta been takin' a shit But regardless, I better move quick, now So I jumped him, Santa's no joke Fucked around got my damn neck broke He's strapped, he shot, he didn't miss *Gunshots* Ho! Ho! Ho! I had a red Christmas [Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope] I'm dreaming of a dead Christmas The kind you'll never have again 'Cause if you have a dead Christmas That means your dead and thats the end [Post-Chorus: Violent J] "Merry, merry Christmas you fuckin' chump! Seasons greetings, loser! Yo, 2 Dope, kick it!" [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J] Jack Frost nibbles, ha! but fuck that I ain't got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack And my buttcrack, toes, and elbows My nose is froze, fuck you hoes So I made a friend like me, a snow man He was down with the clown like a bro, man Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal And a pipe, we filled it with Endo Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes He ate snowballs, I ate cornflakes And we both would freeze our balls off I was there every time his head falls off I put it back on for him with a smile He was my boy, made him from a snow pile Then the storm came, huh, a blizzard Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard We pulled through we hid in an alley The next day it was like sunny valley He was meltin' and I was just fine He got pissed and pulled out a nine "If I'ma die you should come with me 'Cause we're boys" *Gunshot* It hit me Damn, I'm dying, I'm dead he got his wish And alls I got is another Red Christmas [Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope] Silent night, violent fight Now I'm dead, one to the head Christmas this year seemed so wack [Post-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope] "Happy New Year, bitch boy! Hey, I got a New Years resolution for your chicken face mother to kiss my motherfuckin' ass, Woo!" [Chorus: Insane Clown Posse] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way Ask your fuckin' mama, bitch, the ICP don't play Wicked clown, wicked clown, bitches, drop your drawers Don't talk back, just suck my sack and fiddle with my balls [Post-Chorus: Violent J] "Yeah, ICP, Southwest for life. Christmas time you know what I'm sayin'? Mr. Kris Kringle, you fat bitch, motherfucker never gave me shit. I'm a slap you across your red-ass face motherfucker, uh! Southwest down" [Skit] On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve dead chicken boys Eleven stanky bitches Ten bigots dying Nine mothers bitching Eight crackhead babies Seven red neck hoes Six rotting bodies Five cases of Faygo (Hey) Four neden holes Three fat stanks Two splattered doves And one dead Governor E