Santa Killas

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J] (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) Hey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas in Detroit (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) So we got a special Christmas treat (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) We got Mike Clark on this shit. he's finna rap (Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas) And we got Fink from the east side. Oh, and we also got 2 Dope [Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J] It's the holiday season, snow on the ground Candy canes, cookies sprinkle the town Everyone's jolly, happy, and merry The dead sing carols in the cemetery Went up to the mall to meet a Santa Claus "Why you wanna meet a Santa Claus?" Just because He's a star and I wanna get his autograph "Did you meet the fat bastard?" You don't know the half So I'm waitin' in the line with my pad and pen Finally got up to the bitch and he had a grin He said that he watches me and I'm a disgrace So I reach for the nine, shot him in his spine All the kiddies runnin', screamin' and cryin' Santa ain't breathin', I think that he's dyin' He's tryin' to move so I boot him in his grill Ahh, bitch should've known about the Santa Claus killa (Killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa) [Chorus] Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (It's the Santa Claus Killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Santa Claus Killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (It's the Santa Claus Killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Santa Claus Killas) [Verse 2: Mike E. Clark] I'm a Santa Claus killa, bitch what the fuck you know about? You knowin' nothin', so fuck turkey and stuffin' I drink a straight forty, fuck that shitty eggnog 'Cause I'm a wicked clown down straight freak dog I gets paid, I'm thinkin' up the G shit And Santa Claus ain't never brought me shit The fat slop doesn't buy my bread and milk So don't come around bitch and get your cap peeled I'm Mike Clark, I'm creepin' through Clark Park In a 1981 Sky Lark And it's dusted, dented and rusted Don't look or get your lips busted Santa Claus won't bring me a BM So I'ma choke that bitch when I see him MC Detroit Big Wheeler But on Christmas Eve I'm a Santa Claus killa (Killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa) [Bridge: Violent J] (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) Oh, I'm so lonely around Christmas, I miss Santa Claus (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) He won't come to my house, I wonder if he's scared (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) But that's okay, 'cause if he won't come to me, I'll come to him (Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas) Santa, I'm comin' to see you. Merry Christmas [Verse 3: Fink the Eastside G, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope] It's Christmas Eve, another time to deceive Got another trick up my sleeve, he won't leave I just wait, tick tock ticky Somebody tell me where the fuck is Saint Nickie Nick, you prick, you North Pole hick Bitch ass sap, what the fuck is that? (Huh?) Sounds like Rudolph and the whole clique It's time for some down with the clown G shit I hear the fat bitch in the chimney Spark up the matches, fire catches And I burnt that motherfucker up "Ho! Ho! H--- Wha--- What the fuck?!" Cooked his ass with a crackling sound Watch as the ash comes trickling down I smoke them bones and I get much illa Fink the Eastside G, the Santa Claus killa (Killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa) [Chorus] Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (It's the Santa Claus Killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Santa Claus Killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Sain't Nick cap peelers) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Santa Claus Killas) [Verse 4: Violent J] One last murder, I gets deadly Sit back children, check the medley It's cold out, I could give a fuck less 'Cause I'm waitin' on a bitch in a red dress A fat bitch with a big white beard Strapped with a big lead pipe I'm geared I hear bells, jing-a-ling-ding Ching-ting-ding-a-ling-ching-ding-a-ling-ting That's the sound the dead men hear The dead men hear when death is near I'm like Damn! Take my pipe and say fuck it Whip and lug it, straight to the nugget Out cold in a dash, flash Then I pushed his ass off the roof And straight jacked the sleigh, heh The ghetto's payday from the Santa Claus killa [Outro] (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (It's the Santa Claus killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (The Santa Claus killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Whoop whoop) (Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (It's the Santa Claus killas) Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Whoop whoop) (Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas) (The Santa Claus killas)