Dr. Professor Longhair

Lyrics

[Verse 1] All the boys calls me Dr. Professor Longhair But the girls all call me a little old lovin' man You know all the boys in the neighbourhood calls me Dr. Professor Longhair But the girls calls me a little old lovin' man Well I know they know I'm not a doctor, baby But I want you all to understand that I'll give a helping hand [Verse 2] Yes, I know you know I'm not a doctor, darling But I wouldn't advise you try to prove I'm not a doctor's son All of you all know I'm not a doctor, honey But I wouldn't advise you try to prove that I'm not a doctor's son But I'm gonna stay here and give a helping hand That is until the doctor comes [Verse 3] I want all you of womens to hurry down to my office in the morning I'm open midnight until the break of day All of you girls hurry to my office in the morning Baby, I'm open midnight until the break of day Well I don't care what's hurting you, honey I know that I can drive your pains away [Verse 4] Lord, don't take that tonic, baby For goodness sake, don't you swallow those pills No, please don't take no tonics, honey And I'll advise you not to swallow no pills All you've got to do is come on down to my office in the mornin' And use my treatments, I'm sure you'll always want my thrill [Verse 5] Yes, you can ask anybody, baby And I do mean in your own neighbourhood Yes, ask anybody, darling Little girl, in your own neighbourhood And they will all tell you if I can't cure you, sugar I know your family doctor won't do you no good [Verse 6] That's why the boys calls me Dr. Professor Longhair But the girls all calls me a little old lovin' man Yes, the boys calls me Dr. Professor Longhair But the girls all calls me a little old lovin' man Well folks really, I'm a hard [?] And I've got the remedies right here in my hand