Lyrics

You pay, we play That's all it takes to get a song created for your next big hit And it's gonna cost a lot, a lot alotta of money (yeah) You pay, we play We can play any genre that you like But it's gonna cost you big, big money up front Here's the skill that could be working for you We can funk it up Get your groove on singing to the ladies in the front row We can funk it up Funny lyrics work better with a funky flow Got to funk it up Make the ladies in the front row forget about their fellas We just funked it up If the funk isn't working out, we can add a little metal Yeah! Good old fashioned, down home devil's metal Kick you in the teeth, disobey your parents metal Social outcast, make you pee your pants kind of metal We can break it down now if you want us to All you gotta do is ask The strings come in between bars four and two All you gotta do is ask If you want to throw a sweeping solo in We can drop it in right here If you need a sad song We can play those too Something that will make you cry Something that make you feel blue And make the ladies swoon Whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa Come on ladies, let me see you swoon Or do you prefer the metal? Yeah! Swoon, Swoon! Lay down a funky beat to freestyle over If you got the money, then we got the time We'll drop a beat perfectly crafted to bust a rhyme An 808 kick to make the butts move And syncopated hand claps facilitating the groove Our sample-free jams are hot and guaranteed to please Discounts are applied when you buy more than three Or four, hell, why not get a baker's dozen You can use the extra beats to bake some blueberry muffins You pay, we play That's all it takes to get a song created for your next big hit And it's gonna cost a lot, a lot alotta of money money *cash money ad libs* You pay, we play We know it seems expensive at first Unless you have a discount coupon, too late Our stupendous savings offer expired last year *more money ad libs*