Lyrics

(Welcome) Help me kill the enemies They're spawning next to me I'm talking to you, Valkyrie. Hello? Help me kill the enemies It's down to you and me The Wizard tried to turn and flee, oh no! Help me kill the enemies This door is blocking me I wish we had a frickin' key, oh yeah Everyone likes Valkyrie She has a sword and shield She's probably easiest to play for noobs Wizard casts the magic feats His fireballs are sweet His speed is fast enough for an old dude (more quarters please) Warrior is tough to beat He's strong like jerky meat Wearing furry shorts and matching boots (more quarters please) Elf is known for super speed His shots are fairly weak Unless he's gone again and shot the food (more quarters please) Help me kill the enemies They're spawning next to me I'm talking to you, Valkyrie. Hello? Help me kill the enemies It's down to you and me The Wizard tried to turn and flee, oh no! I can't catch up to you guys Because Death's draining my life Use that potion any time It feels right Ow! (Someone shot the food) (more quarters please) (Valkyrie needs food badly) (more quarters please) (I've not seen such bravery) Let's work together as a team (more quarters please) Fucking thief just stole my key (more quarters please) My life-force draining constantly (more quarters please) Warrior needs food badly So drop in, drop in lots of quarters Help me kill the enemies They're spawning next to me I'm talking to you, Valkyrie. Hello? Help me kill the enemies It's down to you and me The Wizard tried to turn and flee, oh no! Help me kill the enemies This door is blocking me I wish we had a frickin' key, oh yeah Try to hit the enemy (Help me kill the enemies) You're shots are hurting me Sorcerers and demons are your goal (Gotta kill the enemies) (more quarters please) I've not seen such bravery (Help me kill the enemies) It's on to victory Look there's the exit to the next level (Gotta kill the enemies) (more quarters please)