Lyrics

[spoken] I had a really nice time with you tonight I hope you enjoyed that candlelit dinner at the International House of Pancakes The night's still young… What do you say you come over to my place I got cable… I heard there's a BSG marathon on SyFy Make yourself at home and have a seat in my captain's chair I bought it off Craigslist, yeah, I buy everything there I'll fix you up a drink, and I'll do it with class I'll pour it in a Star Wars Burger King commemorative glass Don't be afraid, you know I would never bite ya Unless I'm roleplaying my level 23 half-orc fighta It's about time you and I get our geek on If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon It's about time you and I get our geek on In this plotline you be Leia to my Han I'll dim down the lights just to get the right atmosphere And I'll slide in a DVD of Doctor Who: The Pertwee Years I'll lay you down on my Indiana Jones bed sheet set And we'll make sweet love to the soothing sounds of Worm Quartet If you want, we can make this night last forever Especially if you slip into some Catwoman leather It's about time you and I get our geek on If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon It's about time you and I get our geek on In this plotline you be Leia to my Han We're moving fast, yeah So you better make your saving throw I hope your fortitude holds up I want you so bad like Gollum wanted that ring I'll run around on all fours in a loincloth if that's your thing All I want is for you and me to have a little fun Even if it means having to use my Logan's Run gun Full speed ahead, it's time to take this ship out of space dock I'll be Kirk, and it might be weird, but you can be my Spock It's about time you and I get our geek on If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon It's about time you and I get our geek on In this plotline you be Leia to my Han It's about time you and I get our geek on If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon It's about time you and I get our geek on In this plotline you be Lando to… My Lobot… [spoken] C'mon, girl. Put on a blue cape. I'll put on a puffy shirt And be your Lobot