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I was in a town called Innsmouth Lost all direction The locals were frog-faced and stout Piqued my apprehension I should have ran fast and Got off my ass and gone Just then, I was smitten A god from another dimension I kissed Cthulhu and I liked it Despite its tentacle lips I kissed Cthulhu just to try it I hope the Elder Gods don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt like a bite Hope I'm not devoured tonight I kissed Cthulhu and I liked it I liked it No, I can't even pronounce your name H.P. did not like vowels Oh please don't suck out my brains Oops, look, I just emptied my bowels Gods do not typically tread here So it's safe to say my first It's hard to comprehend you You might just kill my thirst I kissed Cthulhu and I liked it Despite its tentacle lips I kissed Cthulhu just to try it So afraid, I cannot define it It felt so wrong, it felt like a bite Don't mean I'll join the cult tonight I kissed Cthulhu and I liked it I liked it Those outer gods are mystical Green skin, no lips, irresistible Do they exist, intangible Too insane to deny it Ain't no big deal, we'll all be dead I kissed Cthulhu and I liked it Despite its tentacle lips I kissed Cthulhu just to try it Glad I'm still around to describe it It felt so wrong, it felt like a bite Don't mean I'll try again tonight I kissed Cthulhu and I liked it I liked it