Female Mudwrestling

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Phranc] When I walk down the street It's right there in front of me It's a great big poster on the telephone pole And it says, "Female Mudwrestling" [Refrain: Phranc] Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Female mudwrestling Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Female mudwrestling [Verse 2: Phranc] And when I turn on my TV There's always a segment that offends me And that's the one on female mudwrestling [Refrain: Phranc] Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Female mudwrestling Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Female mudwrestling [Verse 3: Phranc] I'm not like Steven [?] I don't like female mudwrestling I'm not like Steven [?] I don't like female mudwrestling [Refrain: Phranc] Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Female mudwrestling Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Female mudwrestling I don't like female mudwrestling [Spoken: Phranc] Alright audience, here comes your part When I say, "I don't like female mudwrestling" You say, "She doesn't like female mudwrestling" Alright, let's try it [Chorus: Phranc, Audience] I don't like female mudwrestling She doesn't like female mudwrestling I don't like female mudwrestling She doesn't like female mudwrestling I don't like female mudwrestling She doesn't like female mudwrestling I don't like female mudwrestling [Verse 4: Phranc] 'Cause it's stupid, it's embarrassing I don't like female mudwrestling It's stupid, it's embarrassing I don't like female mudwrestling [Chorus: Phranc, Audience] She doesn't like female mudwrestling I don't like female mudwrestling She doesn't like female mudwrestling I don't like female mudwrestling She doesn't like female mudwrestling I don't like female mudwrestling [Outro: Phranc, Phranc and Audience] Altogether, now I don't like female mudwrestling Down with Chippendales and all those types of places