Ballad of the Dumb Hairdresser

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The woman that I see In the barbershop on the corner of my street She's not stupid She is no dumb cookie [Chorus] She's so much more Than a dumb hairdresser No, she is not A dumb hairdresser [Verse 2] And just because she surrounds herself With rat tail combs You seem to think That she has no intelligence [Chorus] Well, you're wrong 'Cause she is much more than a dumb hairdresser She is in fact A real smart barber [Verse 3] When I see all the bottles and jars and Buzzers and dryers It makes me realize That it's not easy to be a good hairdresser Takes time and talent, patience and skill She must have nerves of steel [Chorus] 'Cause she's much more Than a dumb hairdresser She's not A dumb hairdresser [Verse 1] The woman that I see In the barbershop on the corner of my street She's not stupid She is no dumb cookie [Chorus] She's so much more Than a dumb hairdresser She is in fact A real smart barber