Caped Crusader

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[Intro] When Pope John Paul II was in Japan He read a comic book there About the life of St. Francis of Assisi And said the Pope "I think there should be A comic book about me So let's call up Stan Lee" [Chorus] And move over Captain America Step aside Incredible Hulk Make way for the Caped Crusader The one they call The Pope [Verse 1] They hired a Roman Catholic artist and a Roman Catholic writer too Every word and picture in this comic book is gonna be the truth He was born in Poland, this comic book will tell When the Nazis wеre invading and everything was goin' to Hеll He was gonna be an actor then he became a priest Even after he joined the clergy he wrote a couple plays [Verse 2] Wow, what a comic book What a supreme pontifical release Sixty-four full-color pages Five hundred thousand copies Wow, what a comic book What a supreme pontifical release Sixty-four full-color pages of infallibility [Chorus] So move over Captain America Step aside Incredible Hulk Make way for the Caped Crusader The one they call The Pope Move over Captain America Step aside Incredible Hulk Make way for the Caped Crusader The one they call John Paul