Lyrics

Mrs. Ross killed JFK We just found out today Our beloved math teacher Is a president killer She told us she was there In Dallas, Texas On the day that he was shot And that's good enough for us We got the evidence We got the evidence She was in the city And she shot Kennedy Now we know it, now we got it And she can no longer hide it Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy We must communicate The whole world needs to know The truth behind the reason Johnny K. just had to go We'll post it on the net And tell it on TV And we'll write it her textbooks For future students to see We got the evidence We got the evidence She was in the city And she shot Kennedy Now we know it, now we got it And she can no longer hide it Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy Run, run away Mrs. Ross killed JFK Run, run away She's dangerous, and could shoot any day She hid in a tree Where she quickly shot an unsuspecting Kennedy And everyone can see Her classroom is not a safe place to be -Raa! -No leeway! -None of it! -I see a detention in your future! -I was there on that day! Mrs. Ross killed JFK You'd better run away But please go spread the news People need to know the truth If Mrs. Ross ever comes near You just might wanna run And hide under a desk When you're in her detention 'Cause we got the evidence We got the evidence She was in the city And she shot Kennedy Now we know it, now we got it And she can no longer hide it Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy -I see a detention in your future!