Lyrics

When you're ready to rock, then you want to be the best When your lyrics are funny, you gotta stay one step ahead of the rest Well, you work and you work all night long Thinking of a brand new song That'll blow them all away You wanna blow them all away So they'll stop and take off their hat And say, "Hey I wish I thought of that!" That was so funny Yeah, those boys are so funny Don't steal this song There are lots of funny ideas There's just no need to do this Don't steal this song Don't be a Ray Parker Jr. to my Huey Lewis Don't steal this... When you play a show, you don't wanna copy the other acts You need to be original and not a comedy stealing hack Well, you work and you work and you feel so proud You wanna shout it right out loud This'll blow them all away I'm gonna blow them all away Then you tell your comedian friends And you see them take out their pens That was so funny... "Can you repeat that? Yeah, thanks...." Don't steal this song Is it just out of spite? Or some kind of sick pleasure? Don't steal this song Don't be an Ice Ice Baby to my Under Pressure Don't steal this... Phaser! Don't steal this song It didn't turn out that great So you wouldn't want it anyway Don't steal this song We've been playing the same old songs At every show we've played Don't steal this song