Captain Abduction

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Jace McLain] Have you ever wanted to disappear? And climb aboard a giant spaceship flying 'round through outer space Just imagine waking up inside a chamber With a smile on your face (smile on your face) [Pre-Chorus: Jace McLain] Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back) Please take me back Oh-oh When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in) Then you can begin, I'll be good so you can do your thing So long it's been [Chorus: Jace McLain] Take me, it has been my dream To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and Hook me up to that machine Come and abduct me, come abduct me again [Verse 2: Jace McLain] It feels like yesterday that they took me away And though I couldn't walk for days, I felt A-OK I wish they didn't let me off to be ignored I'd rather get back on the ship and enter through the backdoor [Pre-Chorus: Jace McLain] Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back) Please take me back Woo-ooh When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in) Then you can begin, no complaints, but I might say one thing: Do it again! [Chorus: Jace McLain] Take me, it has been my dream To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and Hook me up to that machine Come and abduct me, come abduct me again [Bridge: Jace McLain] Ba-ba-ba it's been my dream Now, now it's happening My butt, butt, butt, butt, butt's hangin' out Ba-ba-ba it's been my dream Now, now it's happening My butt, butt, butt, butt, butt's hangin' out [Verse 3: Jace McLain] As they hook me up I've got a big grin on my face Their tools start shaking a bit and then, whoo! [Chorus: Jace McLain & Morgan Matchok, Jace McLain, Morgan Matchok] Take me, it has been my dream To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and (Oh) Hook me up to that machine And come and abduct me, come abduct me again (Oh-oh, abduct me) [Outro: Morgan Matchok, Jace McLain] Oh, oh Oh, oh Ya-hoo! Ah! Have you ever gotten probed in the rear?