Lyrics

Kirby gonna curve me like a roller derby Suck me like a sponge before we make a movie Hands shakin' after his persuasive penetration Ride me like a warp star sensation My bitch is dummy thick I swear he just a puff ball Always persuade me with a key bump from Bolivia Used to party with Uigi, now I smoke that good tree leaf Later, Waddle Dee might call me up to have a threesome I'm a wild man like Ishmael or Waluigi Steal a yacht and go to Paris why the fuck you need me Hosting Meta Knight protests won't deceive me This bitch is holdin' me down, Luigi let me skeet free To be or not to be a wheel in Kirby's fuck machine My dick is begging for bedroom antics like nicotine Shooting up to get my dick distracted from his actions I feel dissatisfaction with Kirby's puny package Ha ha, so I fell for Kirby's cheap trick Now I'm fucking with Luigi like a chick flick Licked his dick like Doritos off my fingers While I tie him to the bed, make him tell me I'm a winner Kirby gonna curve me like a roller derby Suck me like a sponge before we make a movie Hands shakin' after his persuasive penetration Ride me like a warp star sensation I'm not a bitch, I don't kiss and tell about my old erections But I admit that I got the Brown boy's sloppy seconds You can't say shit when you cheatin' on your best green dick ho I saw you in that motel with Kirby 'bout three weeks ago You said Kirby was your side bitch, so I made him my main We ain't abstaining 'til marriage, every night he give me brain See, I hate to see a pink mouth like that goin' to waste So I marked my territory, put my D on his face Now this fool, he got the nerve to say he wants the pink back I got the text when my fist was balls deep inside Kirby's crack You touch my pink boy again and your dome will feel that Home Run Bat Go run back to your man and hold this L like Luigi hat Call me Derrida 'cause I fuck with Kirby dick Call me Meta Knight 'cause I sucked Kirby's dick