Lyrics

Somebody once told me a bitch was gonna roll me Luigi celebrate me with Benz, chains and rollies I'm getting high, with my boys dealin' worldwide Playin' Mario Kart, my doors are suicide Working overtime to make Luigi's fame my mission Didn't know I was destined to make this summer bitchin' But yes it must be time, Luigi dressing so fine Gettin' teary thinking where he is at 25 When we party, bring the steel reserves and 45s Cross the world, I know the boys are with me for the ride Tonight I look at my fans, and know we really shine Uigi off the molly like it's Mario Party 1999 He is back He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away He is back, back I remember when I was just fifteen years old Checkin' Pitchfork to see albums with red bold Dreamin' 'bout that day when I would get that recognition Spreadin' Shigeru Miyamoto's word was my mission Now I'm with all my Nintendos in Paris We're straight mobbin' on stage and then we're smokin' on the terrace Those Waluigis that hated, man they're feelin' embarrassed Until the day I die, man, I love Luigi, I swear this Listen to my words I hope I pray you're feelin' love Owe my success entirely to the man above My Nintendo is like my Paul McCartney, 64 Ran into Peach in the lobby, dicked her to the floor He is back He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away He is back, back Cubbie make grand entrance from the Cali hills to Paris Back he back he saw Luigi suck Sonic off on the terrace What ya gonna do when you see your love slip away? Cubbie was in Sonic's anal crevice like yesterday Cubbie was pushin' real good shit Hit the G-spot like a Chaos Emerald good shit Tails sittin' in the corner wantin to join in shit But Cubbie don't fuck foxes with physical deformities shit Cubbie said fly away Tails there's nothing for you here As Cubbie golden showered Sonic in between the ears But now it's ruined, Luigi took Cubbie's hedgehog Sonic 4 months pregnant with Cubbie's kid Cubbie gonna have to go back to the hills He is back He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away He is back, back Chillin' in Kyoto, headquarters Nine Inch Nails Tendo Gettin' faded with Marcel Toing in Rio Janeiro So high I think I'm on Rainbow Road, Uigi blow his load all on Toad I'm not jealous 'cause I'm next in line to get mustachioed God damn, whoever thought we'd make it this far Seems like only yesterday that we were porking in his car So just like Samus hittin' Ridley with that Plasma Beam Luigi 'bout to hit my face with that orgasmic cream He is back He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away He is back, back