Lyrics

When he is coming home Uigi just wants to bone And when I'm feeling low Uigi gives me the dome Drunk text Yoshi on the 7 PM subway Lost in the food court, better be another way Waitin' on a message from Luigi, just to come home Text and just forgive me for the pink ball I just boned When you see me liftin' Kirby merchandise Call me suicidal when I'm livin' on the tour life But Luigi gonna blow me on his Harley anyway Poppin' bottles of champagne, Fanta, lean and Miller Lite When he is coming home Uigi just wants to bone And when I'm feeling low Uigi gives me the dome Making myself useful, tidy up the public Uigi shrine Pause a moment to reflect on the Arkansas skyline Kirby left my dick for Shulk, that's why I'm sipping moonshine A week ago he was my man, turns out I was his concubine Now I'm smoking crystal shards to try to hide the pain I feel Wishing that I could just make amends and become the third wheel Wake up in the backyard of Luigi's Portland summer cottage First thing in the morning, get a whiff of Uigi's greasy sausage On the porch, Luigi triple penetrating Billy Brown He sweetly smiles at me and says "there's enough dick to go around"