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[hook] I hate Luigi, just wanna dance Luigi betrayed me, just wanna dance (Oh!) Luigi's a bastard, just wanna dance I miss Luigi, just wanna dance (SHUT THE CLUB DOWN!) [Will] Fuck the bullshit, riding in my drop top Fuck Luigi, left him at the bus stop Had a talk with tha boiz at the pet shop Saw him with another dude in a tank top So pissed that he's got a new man Take some time with the bitches in my minivan In the morning, eat pussy with my raisin bran Then I hop off to work on my pension plan Now I'm looking for a new Luigi Big dick with a voice so sleazy Make a sex tape, not quite PG Conversations go so pleasant [James] Checking in, yeah, they call me Will's Conscience Now I'm here to obliterate the nonsense How could you do me like this, you were all I had Was it my fault? Was it yours? You got me raving mad Feelin' like trash, you know I don't deserve this Got me trapped in an emotional abyss Wish we were together so we could French kiss But maybe single life could be bliss ~ Fuck Luigi ~