Lyrics

I woke to the sound of eggs (we want our jobs back) They woke to the sound of me (we want our jobs back) Don't give my cousins head (we want our jobs back) Don't point that thing at me (we want our jobs back) As the bored victims of domestic violence Gather by the seashore! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! E-ew, e-ew, ew! Never mind Russian roll (we want our jobs back) To hell with freeform spaz (we want our jobs back) I'm glad your dog is dead (we want our jobs back) At least we'll get some peace (we want our jobs back) As the bored victims of domestic violence Gather by the seashore Noses pressed against the glass The horrible truth The horri-billa-billa-billa Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! E-ew, e-ew, ew!