Lyrics

[Verse 1] Note to self, be erect by half-past ten Be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed Be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with Chris Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp (like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp, was crisp) Show yourself, show, show, now! [Chorus] All the sea was coal, coal, coal! All the sea was coal, coal, coal! All the sea was coal, coal! She started wondering, where is the profit here? [Verse 2] Note to invading aliens, avoid this town Like this town avoided us Like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live And bathe and breathe and be murdered Bathe and breathe and be murdered (like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp, was crisp) Show yourself, show, show, now! [Chorus] All the sea was coal! coal! coal! All the sea was coal! coal! coal! All the sea was coal! She started wondering, where is the profit here? [Bridge] Our old singer is a sex criminal Our old singer is a sex criminal Our old singer is a sex criminal Our old singer is a sex criminal Our old singer is a sex criminal Our old singer is a sex criminal Our old singer is a sex criminal Our old singer is a sex criminal [Chorus] All the sea was coal! coal! coal! All the sea was coal! coal! coal! All the sea was coal! She started wondering, where is the profit here?