Lyrics

Pull up my pants Now the camera crew has gone In your statement to the police Tell them how you turned me on But you were such an ugly child You were such an awkward child You were such a stupid child We should have cottoned on Alan is a cowboy killer! Take up tai chi Now your favourite pet has died We had crazy fucking times Till her Visa card expired But you were such an ugly child You were such an awkward child You were such a stupid child We should have cottoned on Alan is a cowboy killer! Wipe up his mess Pay your fluffers by the hour How you're paying for your peace How you're paying for your peace But you were such an ugly child You were such an awkward child You were such a stupid child We should have cottoned on That Alan is cowboy killer That Alan is cowboy killer That Alan is cowboy killer That Alan is cowboy killer Alan is a cowboy killer!