I Never Wanted This

Lyrics

JENNY: Something old, something new Something borrowed, something blue Something blue-ish... Well it's true-ish When you're jewish And thirty-two... ish You've been waiting for this day Panty-hose, damn On this day of celebration When you've barely slept a wink On this day of pure elation When you sure can use a drink On this day of aggrevation When you think I never wanted this The creamy silk and satin I never wanted this The flowers and the fuss What's the use of getting married? Forget the wedding cake And cook the rice you've planned to throw Cause you're making a mistake Til' we pray and we fight For a wedding that is joyus For a day dressed in white That might quite possibly destroy us So you dream of those vows you'll say While you're throwing your life away All of this for a steady lay I never wanted this Who wants all this attention? I never wanted this Make a noose and tie the knot I never wanted to get married Never wanted to get married Never wanted to get married JUDY: [spoken] Jenny, take that veil off. You'll stretch it out so much it won't fit your sister JENNY: And I'm not [spoken] Who am I kidding? I wouldn't fit into this if I was cremated JUDY: [spoken] Jenny, I forgot. Did you cancel the panini station? JENNY: [spoken] Yes! JUDY: [spoken) Well call them back. What kind of wedding doesn't have a panini station? People will talk JENNY: [spoken] Whatever...