Nice

Lyrics

[Judy] I hate nice Nice is wrong Its pretending you're weak when you're strong Cause you're walking on eggshells God help me I'm no good at faking sincere To be nice Thank you for the rehearsal dinner last night, Georgette The food was delicious [Georgette] The Hampshire club does do a good job don't they? I think their secret is that they put bacon in practically everything [Judy] Rebecca's Uncle Morty keeps kosher He doesn't eat pork [Georgette] Not even bacon? [Judy] I hate nice Nice is lies Its befriending a bitch you despise when you just wanna punch her Mom please don't make a scene Careful not to say what you mean This is nice [Georgette (Spoken)] Well I won't tell him if you don't Haha look at us keeping secrets together We're practically family already haha It comes as no surprise to me After all I was a member of the first Sorority at Radcliff To allow people of the Jewish persuasion I'll never forget that little Hebrew girl, Miriam Miriam, we were great friends Miriam…something Steen, Stein Which is it? I really wish you people would make up your mind on that one [Judy] Do something, Judy Put her in her place to prove to them, Judy You've got style and grace Smile then thrust and parry Don't appear contrary Kiss and embrace That's not what you call nice Its baloney The nice you know is real not phony To you, nice is a sweater, a nice boy, nice kippered herring If you don't speak up soon you could start swearing It's Stein, with an I [Georgette] Now we know Isn't this fun [Judy] I can't remember having so much fun [Georgette] Me either Fun fun fun What a good idea [Judy] Thank you You were right about Elsie Its amazing what she can do with such thinning hair I like nice Nice is sweet Its suspending your ethics to beat fancy pants at her own game Oy vey am I verklempt its better than I ever dreamt Playing nice [Georgette] Oh please, you're just saying that [Judy] But it's true It's like your whole face has been lifted Here's to nice Nice is grand Its extending a welcoming hand While you smack with the other Just make the slightest change Mentally rearrange What you once thought was a vice Is now nice