Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud WITH LYRICS THE MUSICAL

Lyrics

[Yoshi] I am Yoshisaur Munchakoopas Here to commit tax fraud! At not paying the government I am a fiscal god! I've threaded every loophole So I can keep my cash! Committing federal crime is a blast! There are lots of tricks I know And secrets that I've found To keep my income in the black And keep my taxes down! There is no way I will pay For the needs of the USA Not paying taxes is A-OK! The Feds cannot take a cent from my nest egg I know the Guv'm'nt's game! I'm gonna keep the dough that I make Because civic duty's lame! Keep all my assets ovеrseas It's not illegal if you don't get caught! I lovе commiting tax fraud! Commiting tax fraud! Ta-ta-tax fraud! Threading every loophole So I can keep my cash! Committing federal crime is a— [spoken] [DJ. Hallyboo] HAW HAW HAW! GOTCHA, TAX FRAUDER! [Yoshi] OH NOOOOOOOO!!! Wait, I thought you were the anti-piracy guy? [DJ. Hallyboo] Eh, the Feds are understaffed Anyways... You thought you were a clever boy, huh?! Time to pay your tyrannosaurus debt! HAW HAW HAW! [Yoshi] YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! [DJ. Hallyboo] No seriously, do not commit tax fraud, this channel is not responsible for whatever happens if you do. HAW HAW HAW!