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[Intro] Hello there humans I'm the great Papyrus Welcome to my cooking show Today we'll make steak! First you start By taking out a cut of dis beef Nyeheheh! [Verse 1] If you are wondering Why I'm crying I cut some onions for the garnish! I just think that it tastes pretty good with steak Now onto the lesson with me! Nyeheheh! Now we'll tenderize the steak! We do not want the meat to break All your teeth because its too tough! Nyeheheh! Then somе salt and pepper seasoning! Shakе-shake-shake-a, shake-shake-a, shake! Now we'll add some lemon To let the flavor sink in Throw that baby on the grill And let it cook! In the meantime, let's get some parsley so that we can Put it on the steak once it's all done cooking! I like my steak medium rare! Just a fact I'd like to share! [Bridge] Oh my god! That steak looks delicious! Smell that, won't you? It's my finest work yet! Nyeheheh! [Verse 2] This steak is looking good Under the grill's hood Yum-yum! Nyeheheh! Now we shall spread the parsleyo n top of the steak! Spread the onions around That steak is nice and brown! Nyeheheh! Mm-mm, that smells delicious! Here's a baked potato to go with it! And some cheese, and salt, and sour cream, and butter! That's it for Papyrus' cooking show! You wanna learn to cook disbeef, you know? This recipe wasn't too tough! I think this meal's enough! Papyrus is the best! The skeletal masterchef- [Outro:] Wait, wait, I seem to be getting a call. Eh, stop the music please! Oh, where in the world did I leave my phone..? Ah, there it is! Great Papyrus, how may I help you? Uh-huh? Uh-huh...Oh. Oh is THAT what they wanted? Why would they want that? The human would never do that! That's terrible! What is wrong with them?! I'll have you know that's just not very kid-friendly! Good day to you, sir! Apologies for the, ah, unsolicited phone call, everyone! The show is recorded unrehearsed and those could happen at any time. Now, uh, who's ready to learn how to cook our asparagus side dish? Anybody? Oh forget it, I'll be in my trailer