DK Rap (Expanded Edition)

Lyrics

[Intro] He-he-here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too! Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! [Verse 1] He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail! His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! [Verse 2] This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong! With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! [Verse 3] This Kong is back from hittin' the road And he's brought with him a new Funky mode! With his surfboard out, he's a tubular dude Who can surf over spikes with attitude! He can hang ten and catch radical air With this Kong on your side, Kremlings ain't a scare! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! [Verse 4] He has no style, he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face! He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you! Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! [Verse 5] Finally, she's back for more And just you wait to see what she's got in store! With her ponytail, she'll fly across the nation! Her gumball gun can solve a sticky situation! She can throw her hair just like a whip! With this Kong in tow, you'll never slip! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! [Verse 6] He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood! He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! [Verse 7] This Kong is old but he's got new tricks! He can bounce up and down on his walking stick! Perhaps he ran the shop with a side of snark But with his denture gun, his bite is worse than his bark! He's earned his place as the classic Kong If you choose this geezer, you can't go wrong! Huh! [Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! [Verse 8] Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny! Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy! Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy! [Skit] C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! [Outro] W-W-W-Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah!