The Missile Maestro, Colored Pencils

Lyrics

[COLORED PENCILS, SPOKEN] Feast your eyes upon my ART-senal! Twelve colored pencils, ready to make your paper bodies my canvas! Let us see you dodge THIS! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] I've armed my missiles My target's locked onto you! Heaven rains with pencils That leave you crying "Sacre bleu!" Ain't got no time For you philistines Now you will die By my artistic crimes! You can't tell art From a hole in the ground Now comes the part Where the plumber goes down! Glance up at the sky And you'll see the depth of you plight! [TOADS, SUNG] Watch you head! Don't meet your doom! Those colored pencils go "KA-BOOM!" [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] You better look sharp And draw your weapons for a fight! [TOADS, SUNG] Give this pencil case a show! You can do it, Mario! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] I'm a 12-pack of colors But when I'm done, the streets will run with red! [TOADS, SUNG] Don't you slip Dull his tips! Don't let him give you more lip! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] You'll be half that many feet under To the king, I'll bring back your head! [TOADS, SUNG] He's run his course Now kick his shorts! (They're metaphorical, of course!) [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] Shoot my missiles up your derriere You stand no chance against Jean-Pierre! [ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG] Missiles fling People sing Hail the Origami King [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] I'll scribble you back down the stairs These colors run; you best be scared! [ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG] All the same He'll end your game Glory to King Olly's name! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] You can't hope to stop My mighty ROY G BIV barrage Now I'll make you drop Faster than the lift I sabotaged This is the part Where you fall to my art You were doomed from the start You aren't all that smart! I've got it made You are in an air raid No one will come to your aid I've got missiles in spades! You're RED so easily ORANGE you tired of dodging my blows? [TOADS, SUNG] Color puns?! That's it, I'm done! Maybe last game they would have been fun! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] You sure aren't YELLOW But GREEN the facts, it's the end of the show! [TOADS, SUNG] Don't give in! You have to win! Throw that guy into the bin! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] I'll leave you BLUE Get a clue, it's time you INDIGO [TOADS, SUNG] Give him space! You got this, ace! Grab the lib and close the case! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] I'll PURPLE the trigger And you will fall to the Rainbow Roll! [TOADS, SUNG] Hey, that's not fair! Wait, over there! Grab those pencils outta the air! [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] You should have stayed in the elevator Now I'll scribble out you haters! [ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG] Missiles fling People sing Hail the Origami King [COLORED PENCILS, SUNG] When you're banged up by my tracers You'll need more than an eraser! [ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG] All the same He'll end your game Glory to King Olly's name! [COLORED PENCILS, SPOKEN] Zut alors! My lid is closed! I can't stop my missiles!