The Disco Devil, Hole Punch WITH LYRICS

Lyrics

[First Half] I own the dance floor 'til the break of dawn The sun'll never rise; the party's on! You better fold because You'll face defeat With two left feet Judgin' by the way you move Well, plumbers don't know how to groove You step up to my crib? I'll take you down Like Funkytown If you will not learn your place Then watch out, boy! I'll punch your face! You couldn't ever hope to dance at my level Now, clear the floor and make way for the Disco Devil! Deep beneath thе shifting sands Lies a boogie wonderland Watch mе groove and do my thing To hail the Origami King We the legion do our duty Take your face, and take your booty Stole the sun and took their heads Now the party never ends! Feel the temple breakin' All your faces taken, you ain't stayin' alive You will die You'll need a hero, your life will drop to zero But I'm stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! (Faceless Toads: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive!) You're goin' nowhere! You'll fall, so help me! You stand no chance 'gainst a hole puncher this funky! We sing our praises to the king of origami! OW! [Second Half] You wanna dance, bro? YOU WANNA DANCE? Well, lemme show you what you're up against! One-two! ALRIGHT! Now that's a hole-in-one! This is fun! Let's see how well you fight When I sate my appetite! You can't save face! Your energy is spent! Just get bent! It'd be a shame if you died Before you saw my Electric Slide! Gotta make a move to a temple that's right for me! Gotta keep that streamer all wrapped up for King Olly! Tired out? That's a shame! We'll dance all night in Olly's name! Now you'll witness disco bling To hail the Origami King! Keepin' cool and funky fresh While I punch holes in all your flesh! Look alive! I will survive! And those with folds gon' thrive and jive! It's fun to slay at the YMCA, and you won't stay alive! You will die! Do you remember the night you were dismembered You ain't stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! (Faceless Toads: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive!) You're goin' nowhere! You'll fall, so help me! You stand no chance 'gainst a hole puncher this funky! We sing our praises to the king of origami! OW! [Outro, spoken] No, seriously! OW! What kinda square pantses a guy in the middle of a crowd of faceless Toads? That is the OPPOSITE of funky fresh!