Popple and Rookie WITH LYRICS

Lyrics

[POPPLE, spoken] Alright, Rookie, play the song, see? [ROOKIE, spoken] Sure thing, boss! Uhh, which track was it again? [POPPLE, spoken] Ugh, this is why we have the track set beforehand, see? It's number 17 [ROOKIE, spoken] Um, okay, number 17... [POPPLE, spoken] Gah! Gimme that! [ROOKIE, spoken] Um, oh. Okay... [POPPLE, spoken] I'll show you how it's done, see? And-a five, six, seven, eight! [POPPLE] Look at these chump-kins These blue-collar bumpkins [ROOKIE] They wear red and green, though! [POPPLE] Bah, you know what I mean! Fatso and beanpole are in for some pain When we steal the soda, we'll make it rain! Think you're gazookas? Well, you're just palookas You are just two guys And well, so are we The difference between us is quite clear to me You're looking at masters of burglary, see? [Ad-lib] You mugs better fear 'Cause the Shadow Thief's here I'll bamboozle you finks And make off with the drinks! Yeah, the whole beanish fuzz Couldn't put me in cuffs! See, the cola is mine! [ROOKIE, spoken] Uh, boss, you're out of space for rhymes! [POPPLE] Popple and Rookie [ROOKIE] Masters of thievery! [POPPLE] Pulling the heist of [ROOKIE] The century! [POPPLE & ROOKIE, outro] Dynamic duo Comin' at you-oh! Send you to Pluto Quite criminally! [ROOKIE, spoken] I...I think that's the end of it [POPPLE, spoken] Boo! Boo, I say! Make it loop, Rookie, we're doin' this right, see? [POPPLE] Hiding your loot? Well, that point's kinda moot! 'Cause we'll find it regardless! Quite easily! There is no hiding treasure from me We're gonna sell it on the internet, see? Slink in the shadows Popple sunk that low My morals are shallow I have no regrets So many valuables for me to collect Take the Chuckola Cola; you mugs just got wrecked! [Ad-lib] Here's a little lesson in thievery The Shadow Thief is going down in history If you wanna be a burglar number one You gotta grab the Chuckola Cola and run! Rookie and Popple [ROOKIE] You cannot stop-ple! [POPPLE] Even the cop-ples [ROOKIE] Let us scot-free! [POPPLE & ROOKIE, outro] Dynamic duo Comin' at you-oh Send you to Pluto Quite criminally! [POPPLE, spoken] Hey, what're you doin', standing on each other's shoulders like that, like a couple palookas, spinnin' around, eh? See--hey, hey, hey! What're you doin'?! Don't come over this way! Hey, let's talk about this, see-- [screams] Boo. Boo, I say. What're you people lookin' at? Song's over! Get a move on, see?