Plain Plate of Noodles

Lyrics

[ORSON, SACK LUNCH BUNCH, TOGETHER] I hate to make a scene at a restaurant But there's only one meal that I ever want Just noodles with butter and not too much And they have to be the tube kind or I won't touch We were once on a cruise and the waiters got to know me Before my family ordered, they would bring me macaroni A plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter But life in a cruise ship, it's a boat without a rudder, yeah Plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter It's the only thing I'll eat I've tried steak and chicken and lots of different fishes But I just want my noodles even though they're not nutritious They say be myself and live the life I want Except when I want noodles at a fancy restaurant I know that I'm not normal, I feel alone and lonely I'm the only livin' boy who just wants macaroni I just want macaroni Just a plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter 'Cause I tried every food and haven't liked another Plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter is the only thing I'll eat And on my wedding day while my bride is eatin' lobster Will I still be saying, "Can I please just have some pasta?" A plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter I've tried every food and I haven't liked another A plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter It's the only thing I'll eat Just a plain plate of noodles A plain plate of noodles A plain plate of noodles A plain plate of noodles A plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter A plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter A plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter 'Cause I've tried every food He's tried every food Lord, I've tried every food He's tried every food And I haven't liked another It's the only thing I'll eat