Grandma’s Boyfriend Paul

Lyrics

[JAKE (CHORUS)] Grandma's got a boyfriend (Grandma's got a boyfriend) It's a little weird at first But then you say it twice Grandma's got a boyfriend And I think he's pretty nice Grandma's got a boyfriend And her boyfriend's name is Paul (Grandma's got a boyfriend) Everyone don't like him He's almost 88 My aunts say they don't trust him But me? I think he's great Grandma's boyfriend Paul No, they don't like Paul at all (Grandma's got a boyfriend) Why does everyone hate Paul? He ain't kill my grandpa He don't do nothin' at all He just reads his mysteries Yeah, you can solve 'em, Paul Grandma's boyfriend Paul (Grandma's got a boyfriend) I asked Mom, "What's the fuss?" Grandma's in love again Mom said, "But Paul, he's always hummin' Gilbert and Sullivan" That ain't fair to Paul That he shouldn't hum at all (He also eats all the cashews) His son lives down in Maryland I guess he lost his wife I should ask, "What's your story, man?" I bet ol' Paul had quite a life Grandma's boyfriend Paul He calls waiters "garcon" (The fella fought on D-Day) Grandma brought Paul to our cousin's christenin' She wore a brooch that Grandpa gave to her before he died Well, my mom and aunts, hell, they went crazy They yelled about the brooch 'til Grandma cried (Don't you make Grandma cry!) Paul, Lord, he tried to intervene (No no, Paul, big mistake) I said, "Paul, listen, this is not your fight" (Stay out of it Paul) These women would love a reason to destroy you (Easily provoked) They'll scream, "You're not our dad!" at you all night Hey Mom, I know you miss your dad Hell, I miss Grandpa too But it ain't Paul's fault that he's gone So, what is wrong with you? Grandma's got a boyfriend And her boyfriend's name is Paul Ohhhh! Yeah! Grandma's got a boyfriend I really like you, Paul (Grandma's got a boyfriend) Grandma's got a boyfriend I really like you, Paul