Drop the Mic w/ Samuel L. Jackson

Lyrics

[Round 1: James Corden] It's another Drop the Mic where I end up the abuser To prove the L in Samuel L. Jackson stands for "loser" You've been in almost two hundred movies, that's insane But for every Hateful Eight, there's a Snakes on a Plane He's the highest-grossing actor, that is fact That's how he buys all those damn Kangol hats And now it's Hitman's Bodyguard coming to go get it But the only time you get applause is when you show up after credits [James Corden] Make me an Avenger, Sam! Make me an Avenger! [Samuel L. Jackson] Good beginning! Good beginning! [Round 1: Samuel L. Jackson] I'm a, I'm a, I'm a I'm a loser at what? Being unknown? Be humble, sit down, you're 'bout to get black snake owned I feel bad for you, son, 'cause I'm the real star No one knows who you are without Adele and a car It's amazing, you're anonymous and overexposed And you look like a minion with too tight clothes In The Emoji Movie, I hear you just play a hand So look, I'ma put it in a way you can understand [flips the bird] [James Corden] That was mean [Samuel L. Jackson] Stop whining! Stop whining and bring it! [James Corden] Oh, I'm about to [Round 2: James Corden] Nice verse, Sam, but now you get torn apart Like I'm a velociraptor and this is Jurassic Park People know you from Pulp Fiction and other big hits But ninety percent of your IMDb page is shit When this battle's over, your career is finished Best part of Wonder Woman was that Nick Fury wasn't in it I'll be the last man standing once this crowd has voted People only listen to what you say when Tarantino wrote it [Samuel L. Jackson] So close! Sooo close! Sooooooo close! [James Corden] You play a lot of golf, right? [Samuel L. Jackson] Hit it! [Round 2: Samuel L. Jackson] You gon', you gon' You going to tear me apart, James? Give me a break! The only way you'd tear into me is if I was a cake And I'm not going to be that guy but I got to be Nick Fury is Marvel, Wonder Woman's DC I'm trying to think your credits, but my mind goes blank If anyone actually watches this shit, you've got Reggie to thank You're like a fidget spinner: boring, annoying and plastic Now run, tell your D-list friends, you just got shafted [Samuel L. Jackson] Come on! [Round 3: James Corden] Oh, I got shafted? OK, I get it But at least in this case someone actually saw it I'll shatter Mr. Glass and make Coach Carter take a knee 'Cause half the movies you make go straight to DVD But you work constantly, this might be controversial Aren't you rich enough now to say no to bank commercials? (Seriously, aren't you? Aren't you, though? Aren't you, though?) There's no way you had a chance tonight to beat me, sucker Let me borrow your phrase: you're done, motherfucker! [Samuel L. Jackson] Oh! Now we let the motherfuckers in? [Round 3: Samuel L. Jackson] Oh, oh, oh He's rattled, did I hurt your feelings, James? On the bright side, you battled me, now people know your name My look is unmistakable, my talent is unshakable You're lying if you say you didn't love Unbreakable This marshmallow got roasted, I'm what they came to see And you'll know my name is Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee You got your ass kicked, James, by a man twice your age Now, get this motherfucking hack off this motherfucking stage! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You diss my commercials? That's so out of pocket So let me whip this out and show you what's in my fucking wallet!