Drop The Mic

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[Round 1: James Corden] Dave Franco, thank your agent for getting you this bit We can all agree you're not famous enough for it Don't worry, there's still time, you'll be discovered But I'm pretty sure we actually meant to book your brother And it's Cara Delevingne, from Paper Towns I wish someone had dropped a match and burned that movie down You're perfect for Suicide Squad, I'm being heartfelt 'Cause when I see you try to act, it makes me wanna kill myself [Round 1: Cara Delevingne] You'll kill yourself, you promise? Is that a fact? I've never heard a better reason for me to act I can see it now, the headlines about me "Cara Delevingne, the woman who saved late night TV" Dave Franco? Oh, yeah! You're here, too! I'm like America, I never noticed you I haven't seen your movies, and I definitely won't Now You See Me? No, sorry, I don't [Round 1: Dave Franco] Cara Delevingne, part of Taylor Swift's scene Well, here's some bad blood if you think I'm being mean 'Cause you think that you're an actor in movies right now Trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrow James, your show ends at 1:30 every week So hello to the pets whose owners fell asleep British hack who has to sing and dance to break into the scene You're a less talented, much fatter Mr. Bean [Round 2: James Corden] Dave, your brother's cool, while you, you're a nerd He's Marky Mark, you're Donnie Wahlberg Don't ever think you have the skills to take me The only funny thing you've been in is Alison Brie My favorite Delevingne, I pick your sister Poppy 'Cause she's my favorite model, and you, you're just a copy Hey, you and Dave, you got one thing in common You're only famous now 'cause your older sibling's awesome! [Round 2: Cara Delevingne] Your Carpool Karaoke hit is purely luck Stevie Wonder is blind, and even he can see you suck You get to work with Reggie Watts, that must be fun Too bad Reggie has to work with a man that looks like a thumb Over to Dave, you're just like blood You're thicker than water, and you destroyed Scrubs You're both shorter than me, and I think that you'll find I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined [Round 2: Dave Franco] Before all your fans tweet that I'm a jerk I'll be nice and just say, "Let the real actors work" You're famous right now, but the comedown will be hellish You're not a household name 'cause no one can fucking spell it And now to respond to the dweeb across the pond In a suit, looking like a sad, bloated James Bond Beating me in a battle? That's a reach You'd have to steal lines from Michelle Obama's speech