Drop the Mic w/ Riz Ahmed

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[Round 1: James Corden] Am I supposed to be afraid of Riz 'cause he raps? His lyrics lack depth, just like when he acts You might recognize him from some TV shows Or not at all if you don't pay for HBO On Girls this season, he taught Lena how to surf But you're drowning tonight, Riz, 'cause you're on my turf This is a bloodbath, it's not a fair fight It's like you were overbooked on a United Air flight [Round 1: Riz Ahmed] I speak the truth, you're a liar He's like Sean Spicer mixed with a singing Uber driver James and I are from the same place on the map That's how I know he just stole Graham Norton's act I'm a bit confused with the show he's sellin' He sings and dances cute, isn't that Ellen? Look at you, I bet you think you're great But your chat show's so late, bruv, nobody's awake [Round 2: James Corden] I know ruining a Star Wars is seen as unlawful But here's a Rogue One spoiler: in it, he's awful Honestly, it's mean to say in Star Wars he stinks He made me miss the days of Jar Jar Binks Your sex scene in Girls might need an acting class You didn't have to get naked to show us that you're an ass The Night Of, it's a murder mystery, right? Well, there's no mystery here, because I'm killing you tonight! [Round 2: Riz Ahmed] Yeah, I did do Star Wars, I bet that made you mad Too bad they weren't trying to cast Jabba the Hutt's dad Yeah, I had Lena's baby, it was fun I was on Girls, but you've never touched one Your favorite football team's West Ham United He heard the word "ham" and he just got mad excited You're not an MC, you'll beg me to let you down gently I wouldn't stop this war if Kendall Jenner brought out Pepsis [Round 3: James Corden] Riz just played at Coachella, that's very cool, man You rapped for teenagers wearing flower headbands He was on Girls to try to spice up the plot Now Girls is off-air, you connect the dots You were in Jason Bourne and you played Matt's enemy It's funny, no one who saw it knew YOUR identity! He acts, he tracks, he never will hit He's basically the world's worst version of Will Smith [Round 3: Riz Ahmed] Yeah, I'm dressed like Will Smith, I get love in Miami The most musical you got is falling over at the Grammys You brought up Jason Bourne, that makes you a sucker You look like Matt Damon if he only ate butter You think you're clever, but you're vacant When he left for the States, we were like, "Yo, please take him" Your flows are broke, your jokes on the mic are spent I saw you at Coachella, you were the big white tent, right?