Drop the Mic w/ Jennifer Hudson

Lyrics

[Round 1: James Corden] Jennifer Hudson's in London, isn't she pretty? I'm a local in this country, you're a tourist in this city You remember Jen? She got famous in the States On American Idol for coming in seventh place So basically tonight, I'm confused with what I'm doing I'm battling a woman who's famous for losing You won an Oscar for Dreamgirls, I get it No one remembers you in that film 'cause Beyoncé's in it [Round 1: Jennifer Hudson] Listen London knows you, James, that part is true I can tell 'cause everybody here already hates you Your success in America brought us down to our knees Singing, "London, y'all take this fool back, please" You're revered at home and everywhere that you go But the thing you do best, James, is grow Now, no more fat jokes, 'cause it's below the belt I mean it, yo, but you can't see it, though, just like your penis, oh! [Round 2: James Corden] OK, OK OK, you rap well for an American Idol alum Remember, you lost a contest that Bo Bice won Jennifer's new song came out a few weeks ago It's called "Remember Me," and people answered with "No!" She judged The Voice UK, then flew back home the next day Did you not like our weather? Is our food not OK? And you're dating a pro wrestler, he'll know what this is about My lyrics'll pin you with a one-two-three count [Round 2: Jennifer Hudson] Yeah, James, I lost Idol, you got me, you're right I won an Oscar, a Grammy, hell, I won in life See, I'm dynamite, James, so just give it up You throw J-Hud on the track, and then the track blows up I can sing, act, dance, but you still look like you try More fake than a vape and just as unsatisfying You ain't blowing no smoke, you just a bootleg tornado I'm a Dreamgirl, boy, I'll make yo' nightmares fatal [Round 3: James Corden] Winning at life, J-Hud? OK, that's witty You were legit the worst part of Sex in the City And Three Stooges, Hairspray, and Lullaby Your Rotten Tomatoes score is minus five You started your career on a cruise ship on the Atlantic After this battle, you'll wish you worked on the Titanic You beat me on my show? I beg your pardon The truth is I'm not a fan, I'm into Kelly Clarkson [Round 3: Jennifer Hudson] Yo, do you got my IMDb page, like, written in yo' hand? I guess it's true, James: you a J-Hud fan I done done a dozen movies to what, like, your two? You can get a lot more done not chasing YouTube views Man, I sing my own songs while you hangin' with Bieber Between me and you, I don't know who's the biggest diva You think you can beat me? I'm so confused how [Jennifer Hudson singing] 'Cause you, oh, you, oh, you, you're gonna lose You're gonna lose to me