Drop the Mic w/ Jeff Goldblum

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[James Corden] Hey, Jeff [Jeff Goldblum] Hello, James [James Corden] You sure you're ready for what's about to happen? [Jeff Goldblum] Am I ready? I'm so ready to eat your lunch and drink your milkshake They're gonna call you Corden Blue [James Corden] Here's the thing, Jeff I'll joke with you about anything I will joke with you about sport, I will joke with you about politics, I will joke with you about sex If you joke about stealing my fucking lunch again, I will finish you Alright. Joshua, gimme a beat! [Round 1: James Corden] Jeff's been a legendary actor for years If you like overacting from a guy who talks weird He dresses like he walked into a random thrift shop Looked at a rack and said, "I'll take everything you've got" You're perfect for a movie where they need someone cheesy And can use a Ted Danson who is much more creepy But when they first cast you as the lead in The Fly They thought, "Repulsive, gross creature, I know just the guy!" [Jeff Goldblum] Professor Silverstein, a beat, please. Something like this... [Round 1: Jeff Goldblum] I saw the Cats trailer, and quickly noticed you You're the weirdest part of it, and that's hard to do Seeing you as a cat was completely unnerving But how you look in real life is somehow more disturbing Is there any chance we send him back to the Brits? Why'd we trade Meghan Markle for something like this? And you're a father, I'm shocked you get laid But hey, I guess it's true: life, uh, finds—finds a way [James Corden] Josh, give me a beat [Round 2: James Corden] You're in a jazz band, isn't that right? I'm amazed you found a way to make jazz more white And your role in the movie Thor, you should be ashamed You're the only Marvel character not in Endgame And some genie must have had one hell of a gig You look like Nick Kroll made a wish to be big And your wife's a gymnast, that's for the best 'Cause finding you attractive must really be a stretch [Jeff Goldblum] Gimme that beat, gimme that beat! [Round 2: Jeff Goldblum] When you say I'm unattractive, it's obvious you're lying You look like Andy Richter ate Conan O'Brien And you hosted Tonys for actors who sing Which is funny, 'cause you suck at both those things Crosswalk: The Musical makes you a star Because people tune in to hope you're hit by a car When you were born, I was already 25 Which means I've been a sex symbol longer than you've been alive [James Corden] Alright, Josh. Let's end this guy [Round 3: James Corden] Jeff calls himself a thespian, but he's wrong You think Brando would've done ads for Apartments.com? Your role in Jurassic Park was easy, I bet Since you're so old, you have a dinosaur as a pet Wes Anderson movies, you ruined all those Though it appears you leave the set with all of his clothes The fact you're still popular is just crazy And proof they'll bring back any shit from the '80s [Jeff Goldblum] I got it. You're out, baby. You're out, baby. Yeah, I caught it. I leaped at the fence, I leaped at the warning track, I got it, I'm sorry. Joshua, a beat please [Round 3: Jeff Goldblum] I saw Ocean's 8, and that really was a switch It starred 8 awesome women and one giant bitch Julia Roberts was snubbed for an Emmy this year But you're nominated for 7, sure, that seems fair Gavin & Stacey's back, just so fans can view it As a Christmas special, well, thank God I'm Jewish I'm done with you, James, what can I say? I just killed an alien: hey, that's an Independence Day