Victoria’s Secret

Lyrics

Intro (Spoken): The story you're about to hear is true. The names have not been changed. (Sigh...) Verse 1: ----------- New message on FetLife I don't expect you to know about FetLife To be completely frank, well It's a sex website A cesspool of fetishes for you to live your best life She said I'm 5'10", I'm a mini-Amazonian Thick hips & big tits, the whole Babylonian Glasses, dark hair & an arty type of fretwork Skipped straight to phone numbers Rеally trying to network Now I don't really sweat it Causе it's full of bots & scammers Men posing as women, trying to polish some hammers But something kinda different about this chick & her profile She ain't that far away It says Great River, Long Isle Sexting every day, the situation getting chatty Day 5 she said she put me in her phone as Baby Daddy I know I probably shouldn't humor this But this a layup What could even ever ruin this? Chorus: ----------- Baby girl got a secret And the world's about to peep it Baby girl's about to leak it Oh my my, what a web that we weave Verse 2: ---------- I had to hit the road again, we made plans to meet up As soon as I get back & put the holiday trees up Every single day I'm getting 20 new pictures We started falling hard It's a real motion picture She wanna have my baby sometime after New Years My cock is rock hard, right brain is in full gear But something's kinda fishy Found her Instagram & Twitter Figured out she's still married Got a boyfriend with her So I'm not just a 3rd wheel I'm actually a 4th wheel Forthcoming? Nah She is living in a forcefield I'm only half-invested Mostly wanna get my dick wet Situation thickening, I haven't even hit yet New Years Eve, starts texting me her titties She excited about the year she about to spend with me 1:52 I'm asleep with my main chick Another nude pic, then everything changed quick (Repeat Chorus) Verse 3: ----------- 9am, wake up & make the coffee Go to take a shit & check my phone Something's off, B New text from Vicki "Didn't wanna have to send this - But I hooked up before we started talking in November And...he got me pregnant" I froze like the bus line Next text message was a test with a plus sign Total disbelief, blood pressure elevating Go to FetLife - she done made a post celebrating I let her have it, started firing off text-e-ses I'm pretty laid back, but this behavior is reckless You just woke up on New Years like "Now's a good time"??? Then I watched myself get blocked everywhere in real time You out your mind?? I got startled, started jumping "Babe, what's wrong?" Ahh fuck, sweetie it's nothing Making breakfast while I'm seething Thoughts turning like a turnstile You might have blocked me But you ain't block my burner profile Next couple weeks, every hour, reading updates Reckless live Tweeting about the drama since his nut take Her man wanna terminate but she ain't trying to hear it Meanwhile the husband trying to find her CAUSE SHE MISSING MAN, LISTEN We ain't got enough space here To catalog the drama that took place in this space here When you find out your wife's got a bun in the oven And the boyfriend learns his baby mom's got a husband Online with my popcorn, reading editorials Then she starts talking suicide & tombstone memorials One day she disappeared, deleted all social media Got spooked, called the morgue, but she still alive & breathing The conclusion to this story that deserves its own segment Is about cat-fishing the man who got her pregnant Made the fake profile, setting up the mark Tell me how the fuck her baby daddy's name is Mark? For the record I ain't do nothing disgusting I just asked about the last few wombs that he bust in Got the answers on how it all happened Cause a lame Will tell a photograph of a bad bitch anything (Repeat Chorus)