When I Get Out

Lyrics

When I Get Out [Skit: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] "Comaley, get up! Let's go!" "Why?" "Well, it's your lucky day today, pal. You're free!" "Yup, that's right, you've been pardoned So come on, get your shit. Let's go!" "What're you talking about, I don't understand..." "Yup, governor's pardoned ya Come on, let's get the fuck outta here!" "I'm free? Are you serious?!" "Fuck no! Ya got four more years, stupid ass! Heh heh heh heh! Every fuckin day you fall for it! Heh heh heh! You fuckin stupid ass!" [Intro: Violent J] Dang! Two weeks left... Insane Clown Posse Yeah... When we get out Wicked clown! [Verse 1: Violent j & Shaggy 2 Dope] When I get out, I'm goin' home to Southwest Going straight to my freaks and getting undressed And I'ma hit it like an insane chicken hawk Hoochie won't be able to walk, uh! When I get out, I'll run around town naked 'Cause my freedom feels good, I can't fake it! I'll let my nuts flop to the hip-hop I wanna chop chop, punk cop, flip flop When I get out, I'm goin' to my mother's house She gonna cook a steak and serve it with brussell sprouts But I don't care, she can cook a cinder block And I'ma chew it on up to the last rock! When I get out, I'm putting on my new shoes But I don't see anybody sporting Kangaroos And them "Where's the Beef" Shirts are history But so what, I'ma sport mine like a G [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Wicked Clown! Yeah, check it out y'all! Wicked Clown! We getting out y'all! Wicked Clown! Check it out y'all! (Never should've been let out the penitentiary) Wicked Clown! We getting out! [Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] When I get out, I'm goin' to the festivals Cussing rude and scratching my testicles Like we did before we got locked down I'm comin' back around, the wicked clown When I get out, I'ma throw a party And guess who shows up? (Nobody!) I just sit alone and play solitaire I don't care, at least I won't be here When I get out, I'm comin' back to Delray So I can breathe the smog, but that's okay Cause I'd much rather whiff that shit Than my cellmate Rico's funky armpits! When I get out, I'm headed straight to the sto' For a big long cold thing of Faygo And I'ma drink it down to the very end After that, I eat the bottle that it came in [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Wicked Clown! Yeah, check it out y'all! Wicked Clown! We getting out y'all! Wicked Clown! Check it out y'all! (Never should've been let out the penitentiary) Wicked Clown! We getting out! [Interlude: Violent J] "Yeah, lemme call this broad up And tell her I'm getting out This my baby, ya know what I'm saying?" ("Hello") "Wussup, baby. Man, it's me." ("Hello") "Wait a minute..." ("J?") "Who the hell is this?!" ("Hold on a man, I'll go get Rachel") "Who the hell is this?!" [Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] When I get out, I'm shootin' someone in the head! Somebody been sleeping in my bed I never thought my sweetheart would sell me out Now I gotta walk up and blow her mouth out Wicked clown, wicked, wicked clown Wicked clown, wicked, wicked clown (Heh heh heh) Wicked clown, wicked, wicked clown Wicked clown, wicked, wicked clown (Come again?) When I get out, I'm back to the good life So don't sweat me, Officer Barney Fife In the pen I seen your cop friend Budzyn Seemed that he liked to use his butt some When I get out, it's all about the underground I'll crawl back into the pipes and never be found So when you brush your teeth, ya better think Ya might see my eyeball lookin' at ya through the sink [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Wicked Clown! Yeah, check it out y'all! Wicked Clown! We getting out y'all! Wicked Clown! Check it out y'all! (Never should've been let out the penitentiary) Wicked Clown! We getting out! [Bridge] I'm getting out, I'm getting out! (Check it out y'all, we getting out y'all!) I'm getting out, I'm getting out! (Check it out y'all, we getting out!) I'm getting out, I'm getting out! (Check it out y'all, we getting out y'all!) I'm getting out, I'm getting out! (Check it out y'all, we getting out!) [Outro: Violent J] Check it out y'all! Come on, yeah! Check it out y'all! ICP y'all! Check it out y'all! Guess who's comin' to ya big town (Jugglas) Juggalin' jugglas, juggalin' jugglas Guess who's comin' to ya big town Juggalin juggals, juggalin' jugglas (Kiss the clown) Guess who's comin' to ya big town (Jugglas) Juggalin' jugglas, juggalin' jugglas Guess who's comin' to ya big town Juggalin juggals, juggalin' jugglas (Kiss the clown) [Scratching] (Jugglas, jugglas, jugglas) (Kiss the clown) (Jugglas) Guess who's comin' to ya big town (Jugglas) Juggalin' jugglas, juggalin' jugglas Guess who's comin' to ya big town Juggalin juggals, juggalin' jugglas (Kiss the clown) Guess who's comin' to ya big town (Jugglas) Juggalin' jugglas, juggalin' jugglas Guess who's comin' to ya big town Juggalin juggals, juggalin' jugglas (Kiss the...) Hidden track [Violent J] Hm. You're still here That must mean you wanna play… You're a stupid ass! [Host] Hello, everyone *laughs* jeez I'm your host, Bink Chipperwink, here once again Let's get ready to play: "You're a Stupid Ass!" Okay, stupid ass. The rules are simple: You simply solve our mathematical clues to figure out your prize And that prize is: a phone number! (Ooh) When you call the number, you can hear the name of the new album and fourth Joker's Card (Fresh!) Ready, stupid ass? Here's your clue The area code is 1-313 Now, for the rest: The first digit is... [Violent J] I'm chillin' butt naked with two bitches One of 'em's the girl from Letters to Cleo The other one's Janet Jackson Now, how many titties all together is there for me to suck on? The number is... The next digit is… [Legz Diamond] Jimmy has two balls and one wang So does Tommy They both got two balls and one dick each Now, if Jimmy gave Tommy one of his balls How many balls would Tommy have, in his nut sack The number is… The next digit is… [Shaggy 2 Dope] There's ten rednecks ridin' in the back of an old pickup truck drivin' down a dirt road Now, the truck his a bump, and I'd be God blessed if two of them chickens didn't fall out the back of the truck and bust their fuckin' heads Now how many red necks still made it to Grammy Ma's for supper? The number is.. The next digit is… [Legz Diamond] Let's say, one mornin', while having crumpets and tea You decided to stick your finger in your bum Now, last night, you 'ad your finger in your mate's bum In the last twenty-four hours, how many bums have you 'ad your finger in? (Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner) The number is.. The next digit is… [Shaggy 2 Dope] You got ten bottles of Faygo Your boy Lewie drank one And your mama drank another one And another one was artic sun flavor (Ew) So you threw it away 'cause it tastes like shit! Now how many bottles of Faygo you got left? The number is.. The next digit is… [Violent J] It's four bitches at your boy's house One of 'ems straight as fuck And another one's got big fat fuckin' titties Now, another one's kinda ugly But you heard that she can fuck like a wild banshee And the last one looks like a boy And probably gots nuts hangin' under her neden Now, how many bitches did you try to fuck that night? The number is.. The last digit is… [Violent J] There's ten clowns in a mosh pit After the show, the makeup wore off everybody's face And then you realize that three of 'em Were really punk-ass bigot rich boys Just fakin' the funk How many real juggalos were left To team up and beat their asses The number is.. And there you have it Good luck, contestants [Host] Well, okay. *laughs* You shouldn't have too much trouble figuring these out But if you do, and you can't seem to figure out the phone number Well, then it looks like: "You're a stupid ass!" *laughing*