My Kind of Bitch

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Violent J] My kind of bitch ain't like yo' bitch 'Cause my bitch don't bitch at all My bitch don't blink, she don't even think About money or a fuckin' mall My kind of bitch don't fix her hair She don't care about what she wears 'Cause she's much too busy pulling the worms out her butt She ain't bathed in years (My kind of bitch) My kind of bitch, I'll never forget We first met on a ouija board Ms. Crabadamn she would chew on snakes And swallow a ninja sword I said, "Hey bitch, how do ya do? Some folks call me Violent J" She picked her nose and flicked it at me Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch [Chorus] (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch (Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch don't fix her hair (Na, na, na, na) She don't care about what she wears (Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch don't fix her hair (Na, na, na, na) She don't care about what she wears ("Hello, I'm looking for a submissive male who is interested in S&M and B&D, body worship, foot fetishes, roleplaying, water sport, [?], crossdress. If you're interested, just leave me a message, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. I am five foot eight, very attractive, very curvaceous.") [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that! My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck And has to talk like this: "I love you!" She can drink through it, ya get used to it It whistle every time we kiss My kind of bitch gots one good titty The other one's skinny and red She can make the one jiggle The other one don't do shit but just sit there dead My kind of bitch has a wooden eye With a nail stickin' half way out It once caught on fire We all had to spit in her face just to put it out My kind of bitch is a little loopy And her ass might droop a bit But I scoop that loop and fold the flop And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch [Chorus] (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch (Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch gots one good titty (Na, na, na, na) The other one's skinny and red (Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch gots one good titty (Na, na, na, na) ("Hi, I'm a [?] female seeking a very tall, dominant yet loving and kind single white male. I'm looking for, um, an S&M or B&D relationship, looking for long-term only. I'd like to dress up for you in very sexy clothing and in five inch heels. I like to [?] and have some other interests.") [Interlude: 1: Violent J] "Hello. Um, my name is J, I'm from Detroit I'm lookin for a girl who's, um... Dead Um, a girl who can possibly fulfill some of my fetishes Which include, um... Dipping your titties in Faygo and slapping my face wit 'em, um... Jumping from the dresser and landing on my balls" [Verse 3: Violent J] My kind of bitch waits 'til I sleep Then run and fuck my friends (Hey batter batter, hey batter batter) And every time I break her legs And give my homie ends (Ha ha, what's up man?) She shot me once and stabbed my neck And even broke my nose But I lick her from her crooked neck Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch [Chorus] (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch (Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch waits 'til I sleep (Na, na, na, na) Then run and fuck my friends (Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch waits 'til I sleep (Na, na, na, na) Then ("Hi, my name is Becky. Um, I'm from the Flint area. I am [?] dominant. Um, I'm looking for submissive men, women who [?]. Um, my interests include, um, [?].") [Interlude: 2 Shaggy 2 Dope] "Hello. Uh, my name is Shaggs And I'm lookin for a girl with a... big... big fat fuckin' ass.. And titties... and... big fat fuckin' ass... And um, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls At the same time, that's a must And uh, I'm lookin for a girl who can stretch her titties And stuff 'em in her ass" [Outro: Violent J] (Na, na, na, na) "Fuck yeah, mother fucker" (Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a bitch" (Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl to fit my needs" (Na, na, na, na) (My kind of bitch!) (Na, na, na, na) "Yeah, we can have picnics " (Na, na, na, na) "Under the moon and the graveyard" (Na, na, na, na) "We can have picnics under my house" (Na, na, na, na) (My kind of bitch!) (Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl" (Na, na, na, na) "To die with" (Na, na, na, na) "If you're already dead, that's cool" (Na, na, na, na) "You can sit around and wait for me to die" (My kind of bitch!) (Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl" (Na, na, na, na) "To squeeze me" (Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl to squeeze my balls" (Na, na, na, na) "And let me squeeze her neck" "This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl"