The Blob

Lyrics

[Intro] "Devereaux" Our story begins with our hero, Bob [Verse 1: Violent J] He thought he'd seen a shooting star from the backseat of his car As some heifer bobbed her face all on his Twinkie But that shit was fuckin' close, what the fuck, could've been toast Now beyond the trees is flickering and blinking He told her hurry, girl, come on, pop that cork and then be gone Next thing he knew, he had his leg up as his dick sneezed She made his goober disappear like *gulp* "My Uber's here" Then he ran to see what landed past some thick trees There in the dark of the night, was this hole glowin' bright He looked in and seen what might be a crashed meteorite He was cautious, full of fright, it could be contaminated, right? Just then a shell cracked light, what an incredible sight Some liquified shit glowed, it was oozin' out slow With a big [night?] blue glow, scary but beautiful He found a stick near the road, and he stuck it in slow He looked at it up close, and it appeared to grow He went to fling it right quick, but the shit was too thick Wiped it around on the ground, it just devoured the stick Swallowed it bit by bit, it tripled in size quick Curiosity's legit, that's how the best of 'em slip He couldn't wait to feel, evaluate the deal Glowin' with great appeal, why hesitate? He kneel Looked like a ocean kill, a jelly fish or eel And then he dabbed it with his finger, and his fate was sealed [Chorus] Beware! It's the killer thrillin' From another galaxy, everybody killin' Blob! Blob! Beware! It's the killer thrillin' From another galaxy, everybody killin' Blob! Blob! [Verse 2: Violent J] He felt his fingertip was burnin', and before long he was learnin' Once it begins to feed, indeed, it will spread Slowly devoured up his hand, he scrubbed and showered, understand He tried to burn it, freeze it, Jesus, make it cease, he begged He knows just what needs to be done, fuckin' ay this won't be fun But to save his life it's best he just do it quick Plus he gots no where else to turn, 'cause true loyalty is earned And to be honest, Bob was pretty much a fuckin' dick He called that hooker from before, her Uber pulled up for more She heard him screamin' from inside as she knocked on the door She brought the axe and a sword and wondered what was in store Bob was elbow deep in blob as her jaw his the floor Told her cut off his arm quick, "What the fuck is that shit?" He screamed "Do it now, bitch!" she's like, I'm gonna be sick He said be steady, don't trip, she begged, but what if I slip Just then she swung as he was talkin', that bitch cut off his lip His arm remained in tact, but you could hear the bones crack The blob continues to attack, chewin' on Bob like a snack And now it's spreadin' in fact onto his chest and back The situation that he's facin' at best is wack Bigger gets and as it saved the best for last But Bob's face it passed because it tastes like ass Any last words before you're fertilized to grass? The blob was just too fast [Chorus] Beware! It's the killer thrillin' From another galaxy, everybody killin' Blob! Blob! Beware! It's the killer thrillin' From another galaxy, everybody killin' Blob! Blob! Blob! Blob! Blob! Blob!