Cartoon Goon

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope] Midnight, full moon, blood curdling howls Soulless body, empty shell, hollow Spiraling rabbit hole, chew me up, swallow Empty fifth bottle, finna jump, follow Rubber boy bouncin' back with a bone-crackin' scowl Bodies buried booty up, no pantalones, shit's fowl Drop an anvil in a pillow case, no conscious, no sorrows Knockin' nuggets off they neck piece like there's no tomorrow Evacuate your bowel with a snarl and a growl Your underoos are now sour, no TP, no towel Cops ask you who did it (Who?) Sounded like a owl But never catch me 'cause I greased they pockets up, Thurston Howell The sun go down, no bitches safe, that's when I'm on the prowl You do not know how to gut a ho? Wеll, let me show you how Wear thеir skin back to they residence, I sit down and I chow All these fools are next, that's how a cartoon goon gets down [Chorus: Violent J] Opposition part cartoon, and part goon Shot him with a harpoon He's the illustration that'll seal your fate Animated in a killin' state Now we headed back to drawin' board, 'cause it's clear We need this cartoon to disappear Now we headed back to drawin' board, and we fly We need this cartoon goon to die [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] I see a juicy booty broad joggin', broad day I'm big chief and got my nubs on some nub, Peyote! Gotta stop and pinch my own self, make sure I'm okay It's like someone practicin' dribblin' her panties Perfection comes from practice, and patience will pay off When I sniff on the spices, I'll eat your fuckin' face off When it comes to murder tools, one company is trusty ACME caters to murderers with a money-back guarantee Now everybody wanna go to Heaven for eternal peace Hey, nobody wanna die today, why? Shit is cray Your beggin' is for nothin', shit can that shit, okay? Your soul leaves your corpse, but with me your body stays Unspeakable things, they comin' your way All you see is muzzles flashin', pushin' back your toupee When they finally put this goon down, that'll be the day You hear all these mother fuckers cheerin' "Hooray!" Put dynamite in your mouth, like a square, light it up One bullet's all it takes, blow your fuckin' head up Drop a piano on your head from a building, top floor But wait, that's not it, hold up, there's more Paint a tunnel on a wall, and I chase you top speeds Send your remains to your mama, small box is all we need Now here we go wit' a twist, put a shotgun in my face Blow my hat backwards, but cartoon goon still in place, bitch [Chorus: Violent J] Opposition part cartoon, and part goon Shot him with a harpoon He's the illustration that'll seal your fate Animated in a killin' state Now we headed back to drawin' board, 'cause it's clear We need this cartoon to disappear Now we headed back to drawin' board, and we fly We need this cartoon goon to die [Verse 3: Violent J] I got the mayday, SOS, big distress I'm vacay in Jamaica tryin' to catch some rest But this F on my chest means I'm blessed with fresh And quick to avenge all my friends with less Now I assume this goon is a cartoon You can blow him up, boom, his whole shape resume And so I stretch him, flex, wreck, with that he finna break He elastic, snap back, right back he into shape Ideas are minimal, restrictions are endless This thug's animated, only one way to end this It worked for SpongeBob and his fat homie Patrick How the fuck I ain't think of this only tactic? The cartoon goon soon met an eraser What's left? We drank to his death, no chaser One drawing left, hangin' in a museum Under the cartoon goon, it only says "damn" [Chorus: Violent J] Opposition part cartoon, and part goon Shot him with a harpoon He's the illustration that'll seal your fate Animated in a killin' state Now we headed back to drawin' board, 'cause it's clear We need this cartoon to disappear Now we headed back to drawin' board, and we fly We need this cartoon goon to die