Red Neck Hoe

Lyrics

[Intro] Who's that broad I seen over there in the pumpkin patch yesterday pickin' up pumpkins over yonder yesterday? (Hell yeah) I don't have no idea, I seen that same girl just-a bendin' over pickin' up them things scratchin' that bad little ass a-hers I'm tellin' you what, I seen her come a-runnin' through the hills, a hootin' a-hollerin' and her titties was floppin', she was finer than peach fuzz split four ways with a broad axe, brother! I seen... [Refrain: Shaggy 2 Dope] Rappin' to this bitch with a red neck, a red neck That fuckin' red neck Rappin' to this bitch with a red neck A down south bitch with a red-ass neck [Verse 1: Violent J] Bitch, you got a red neck But you look kinda straight so I'm 'bout to step Heard you like fuckin' in pig pens You never see boys, so you fuck your girlfriends Bitch, I know you's a ho So lemme fuck you with my big toe 'Cause I don't care what them hicks can do Shit, I can fuck like a chicken hawk too Bitch, we can take a walk But I hate the way you fuckin' hillbillies talk So keep your filthy-ass mouth shut And don't say shit, nasty slut Bitch, I wanna hit it So I can drop your ass in a New York minute But your quick to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know that I'm a gigolo, you didn't know Bitch, we can sit on the porch Swing in the chair, I don't fuckin' care But then it's to the sack, to the sack we go I'm finna fuck this red neck ho [Chorus] Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky, funky bitch Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky bitch [Refrain: Violent J] Rappin' to this bitch with a red neck A fuckin' red neck, a red-ass neck Rappin' to this bitch with a red neck Said a mountain top, cornstalk red-ass neck [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] Bitch, it's 2 Dope Before I throw you this dick, I'll throw you some soap 'Cause ya been in a barn all day Milkin' cows and fuckin' with hay Bitch, if ya let me hit it I don't care, you can play your Wayne Newton shit I can take a little Conway Twitty When I'm suckin' on a red neck titty Bitch, I'll go down south With a piece of wheat hangin' out my mouth And sport a funky ass straw hat But after I hit it - mothafuck that! Bitch, I'm from the big city And I'm finna fall asleep on your big titty Yeah, it's the farmer's daughter But I ain't gonna fuck in no swamp water Bitch, drop your overalls And we can fuck in the back of a horse stall You're the ugliest bitch I know But I'll still fuck ya, red neck ho [Chorus] Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky, funky bitch Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky bitch [Verse 3: John Kickjazz] My rap song can't even hang With the wicked shit you've done You go lynchin' with your gang On a brother or a Mexican (Fuck) This shit may never quit Bigots may never learn (Never learn) I'll cut your mothafuckin' throat out, bigot Now it's your turn (Yeah) Bigots in the north seem to get respect You know I'll choke that greasy neck Step to the left, step to the right Aim my piece and I'll fuck your face up (Ha) Bitch, 'cause I don't sleep Said, fuck you, bitch, I don't sleep In the south there's a lot of good faces But shit, I'ma gat on a fuckin' racist [Bridge: Violent J] Bitch, I can't tell from where I'm at But it looks like your neck is red - fuck that! I'm about to step So I can say I fucked a ho with a red neck [Outro] Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky, funky bitch Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky bitch (Goddamn. I can't wait to get home. My fingers are sore. I've been milking cows all day. I'ma go home and make me some moonshine) Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky, funky bitch (There we go. I'm about to- Hey, right there, right down yonder right there. There she go right there) Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky bitch (Goddamn! You got a rubber? I say we take her behind that pine tree and rape her ass!) Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch (Hell no. She gon live there over the old pickup truck with that shotgun in the back. I'm straight. I don't need more) Everybody know that you's a funky, funky bitch (She got titties like Dolly Parton!) Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch (I don't even know. There she go right there) Everybody know that you's a funky bitch (I'ma head out after her ass and go out hoggin' down there and see if I can) Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch (That crickbed down there. I say we go over there in that water and put one up in that little ass) Everybody know that you's a funky, funky bitch (Alright then) Bitch, you's a ho and, ho, you's a bitch Everybody know that you's a funky bitch Fuckin' bigot