First Day Out

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Got another funky rhyme Another funky, funky rhyme Got another funky rhyme Another funky rhyme Another funky, funky rhyme Aw shit, man, that's ICP Got another funky rhyme This is my jam Another funky, funky rhyme They were my psychedelic, funkity fuck, intergalactic boys, G Got another funky rhyme Aw shit Another funky rhyme Another funky, funky rhyme [Verse 1: Violent J] Well they let the gate up so I bail It's been six months, pick me up from the county jail With a smart mouth, I paid my dues Steel toilets, worn blankets and rubber shoes But I ain't naggin' Here come the fellas, I can hear the muffler draggin' Ain't been in the car long And the Faygo is almost gone My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date She said, "Pick me up at 3?" Can't bitch, the bus don't ride ya street (Ho) We gonna eat at Mexican Village Take a cab and I'll pay the tab And when she showed up, well I'll be damned Left my wallet at home on the TV stand (Oh shit, well I uh left it at home, it's on the TV stand) Have her payin' and for dinner too The knot in my sock, it don't fit you She's all prettied up for nothin' I'm smellin' like shit and my chin is scruffin' And I'm chewin' on my food like a pit bull 'Cause I won't front for the ho Stuck my face in the bowl of soup And just sucked it all up through my missin' tooth The bitch jumped up with a boom "I have to fix my hair," and broke to the bathroom She got the tab so I go for mine And order up some '52 vintage wine Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that Motherfuckers like J will say, "Fuck that" She's back now and her hair ain't fixed Probably took a long, greasy ass, smelly shit, huh I ain't sayin' nothin' though I ain't sayin' nothin' 'bout the fuckin' ho What's up bitch? (Bitch) I'm ready to break (Break) How long can one fat bitch take Quit snackin' and pay these saps 'Cause we going home to watch tube with Paps [Interlude] So Joe uh, what is it that you do for a living? Aw, come on, pops You seen me sellin' rocks on Vernor and Springwells Matter of fact, I think I sold to that fat bitch in the kitchen [Verse 2: Violent J] Your dad's really cool sweetheart I mean him lettin' me use his car And he slipped me a fifty Violent J's kinda nifty If I'd of hit it, you'd of been home free But now you're comin' home with me Dad, I got a bitch in the bedroom Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon Now the juggla's known to smack hoes But I need the shot too, so I switch to the mack mode [Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] Now, woman, you know I love you So why don't you just let me fuck you? Now bitch, I know you's a freak So lemme get a little kiss on your cheek (What's up) And a fuck to go with that Come on, nympho, lemme hit that Tell ya what, ya let me stick it And I got a leftover piece of chicken for ya (Ho) Ya little sewer skank (Sewer skank) Ya nasty little pipe smokin', sack chasin' ho And that was that A little smooth talk, and she was on her back (Ha) And I'm finally stickin' Dump ya and I'm keepin' my chicken (Bitch) You'll never guess what My first day out and I caught my nut [Chorus: Violent J] First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (Well shit, bitch, it's my first day out) First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (Shit, bitch, it's my first day out) First day out and I caught my nut (First day out) First day out and I caught my nut (It's my first day out) First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (Well shit, bitch, it's my first day out now) First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (Gotta go now, gotta go now) First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (It's my first day out) (My nut)